feet: big AF; height: 5’4. waiting for last summers mosquito bites to tan over, need space for new ones; feelin it.
have to attend smthing thatll probs turn into some networking event. here are my tips for networking as a freelancing artmaker/storyteller:
1) wear something cute and stand in a corner with free alcohol.
2) speak to no one.
2.5) if you speak, lie. to everyone. about everything.
3) if someone asks for your a business card tell them you don’t have any then use your business card to stir your drink.
4) crack wise.
5) when someone mentions how great of a networking opportunity this event is, kick them in the face.
6) call the cops on the event.
7) leave early.
just remembered this. i should write lists for a living.
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I know it doesn’t LOOK like I got a haircut but I did. Obviously Shannon did too #vscocam
but i’m shleep tho